Make sure to constantly wear a sign stating your travel plans as to avoid having to answer the same question 36 times. Even more importantly do not disclose your mode of transportation.
Beware of what you say in Romans class...Mr. T, can and will turn it into something else
Do not jump down the last 4 steps...you might accidentally jump on a boy which would be utterly embarrassing.
Be careful of who you sit next to in class it will make the difference of remaining completely composed for 50 minutes or acting ridiculously immature.
When sitting in a car with vinyl seats be sure and wear a seat belt. Especially important when driving around curves...
It's best just to listen to the teacher lecture about the Song of Solomon rather than reading select verses in class...
If your alarm has been blaring for a great while you probably should have gotten up a long time ago.
When saying the word "cutie pie" make sure all those within hearing distance know you are talking about the baby.
If your going to play Volleyball with only one other person who lacks just as much skills as yourself, you might as well stop and play fetch the ball.
When boys are given candle lighters and multiple candles to light they will turn it into a contest to see who can light the most candles in the least amount of time.
Just because its Missions class does not mean you may slack off in the English department.
9 days left to learn some more lessons...I'm not sure I want to learn them.
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